Hi. I run
this household.
I'm Aspen. Dad thinks we're just out walking.
I'm actually setting a Paw-Rent Trap. 💘
Dad carries the leash. I make the decisions.
Excellent beard.
High standards.
I'm an Airedale with a full social calendar, a questionable relationship with turkeys and a human who is apparently single.
I'm accepting suggestions for someone to accompany us on adventures. Dad's opinion will be considered. Eventually.
Dad's performance review 🐶
He can carry the bags.
I supervise nap time.
I've personally tested him on walks, cuddles and sharing the sofa. He does pretty well. But I still get first choice of snacks.
Outdoorsy. Slightly chaotic. Very photogenic.
My hobbies include looking majestic at the beach, charging through the forest and wearing excellent sunglasses. I'm the main character. Dad is supporting cast.
Fashion icon, obviously.
Athlete. Adventurer. Menace.
Can you pass my sniff test? 👀
Tick the promises you'd actually keep. There are no wrong answers. Except 'no snacks'.
Apparently Dad needs references. 🙄
He says dating apps are full of people saying they're a good catch. I have conducted my own independent investigation.
To whom it may concern…
Already found us on Hinge? Congratulations. You have located the references department. Continue below for my extremely reasonable demands.
I've decided Dad is offering a free photoshoot. 📸
If you've got a doggo, I'll have Dad photograph you both. If you don't, you're welcome to admire me instead.
He hasn't technically agreed to this. But I am his manager.
Field debrief: Dad pictured with management during a tactical pause.
🎄 Seasonal bonus: Potential invitation to our annual Christmas photo. Matching ridiculous outfits highly encouraged. Tasteful dignity optional.
I take Christmas VERY seriously. Dad will be informed about his outfit later.
Pick your secret mission 💌
I'm arranging opportunities to meet Dad. He thinks this is a normal dog website. Please don't spoil it.
Operation M.E.E.T.-C.U.T.E. 🐾
ASPEN'S PRIVATE NOTES / FILE 001
CLASSIFIED OBSERVATION
Dad thinks our weekend walks are just exercise. Cute. I have other plans. If you happen to appear at the same place, I promise to act completely surprised.
🌊 SAT — Burleigh Heads, north and back
07:00–10:00
☕ SUN — HOTA Markets (usual Sunday recon)
09:45–10:30
HOW TO LOOK ENTIRELY INNOCENT
Pick a day, choose a time and tell me how accidental you'd like this to look. I handle the introductions; you handle the charming smile.
Typical routes are not confirmed appointments. Copy the plan, paste it in Instagram, then wait for Dad to reply.
ASPEN'S PRIVATE NOTES / FILE 002
WHY THIS FILE EXISTS
I've reviewed Dad's dating prospects and decided it's time for management to intervene. He has no idea I've been doing this, so please don't ruin the surprise.
THE VERY IMPORTANT PLAN
You bring a little personality, suggest a date, and I'll take the credit if it goes well. Extra points for pats, snacks, and being nice to dogs.
• Be kind to dogs
• Have a sense of humour
• Be prepared for ridiculous Christmas photos
• Accept that I am in charge
YOUR NEXT MOVE
Choose an activity, pick a time and write Dad a little message below. He still gets to say yes — I just make the introductions less awkward.
PAW-THORISEDASPENHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD & UNSOLICITED MATCHMAKER
Operation: Paw-Rent Trap 💌
Your invitation will be copied before Instagram opens. Paste it into Dad’s chat and press Send. Dad still has to agree to any date.
Follow the suspects 📱
If you found me alone and think I'm lost, please contact my human through the information on my physical ID tag or one of these accounts. This matchmaking page is not an emergency-contact service.